1. I have archived much of my life through collected objects.
2. I have moved a smaller studio, making it necessary that I get rid of a lot of these objects.
3. I have done so by using them as the raw material for one enormous collage, created inside a 30-yard dumpster.
4. Oh, also, I have photographed around 500 of these objects and will display them here, accompanied by a brief history of each item.
BON VOYAGE, MIAMI
Hello. Pictured here is myself, in the Dumpster, in Miami, sans-white pants. I apologize.
Now I am back in New York. The Dumpster leaves Miami tomorrow. I do believe I will have very good news regarding its next stop, but I will wait until I can fully rely on that news, like, say, Crockett was able to rely on Tubbs. For instance.