1. I have archived much of my life through collected objects.
2. I have moved a smaller studio, making it necessary that I get rid of a lot of these objects.
3. I have done so by using them as the raw material for one enormous collage, created inside a 30-yard dumpster.
4. Oh, also, I have photographed around 500 of these objects and will display them here, accompanied by a brief history of each item.
SPRINT CELL PHONE
5 x 14 x 2.5 cm Best phone I ever had. Shock proof casing, got reception even when submerged in jello, was totally unaffected by sawdust. Eventually we changed plans, things got fancy, and now I have to lean out my goddam window to get reception on my special glass-plated internet ray gun.